{"id":3510,"date":"2022-07-27T12:56:12","date_gmt":"2022-07-27T12:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lalorrainedesecrivains.fr\/?p=3510"},"modified":"2026-04-02T09:59:02","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T09:59:02","slug":"un-faune-et-un-parc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lalorrainedesecrivains.fr\/?p=3510","title":{"rendered":"Un faune et un parc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/lalorrainedesecrivains.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/tonnelier-OK.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lieu \u00e9voqu\u00e9 : Parc Sainte-Marie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ce qui m\u2019advint au Parc Sainte Marie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0\u00c9mu par le d\u00e9cret de nos <em>Municipaux<\/em>,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un vieux faune, \u00e9veill\u00e9 de son divin repos,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019accosta sous un pin. Il geignit&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;C\u2019est \u00e9trange<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je r\u00eavais dans ce parc o\u00f9 nul ne me d\u00e9range,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Car j\u2019aime les enfants et plais aux amoureux\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or, voici que trouvant les massifs trop ombreux,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ces messieurs ont vot\u00e9 des sommes \u00e9crasantes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Afin que l\u2019on d\u00e9boise et mette \u00e0 nu les sentes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et livre au bon public selon les go\u00fbts anglais<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un jardin tr\u00e8s correct aux arbres maigrelets<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ni coins d\u2019ombre o\u00f9 buissonne un sentier solitaire.&nbsp;\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et le faune attrist\u00e9 m\u2019exposa sans myst\u00e8re<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les craintes du <em>Conseil&nbsp;<\/em>: \u00ab&nbsp;On redoute en ce parc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>qu\u2019\u00c9ros, fils de V\u00e9nus, s\u2019exerce au tir \u00e0 l\u2019arc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et blessant la Pudeur, malgr\u00e9 le garde, y fasse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Quelque exploit scandaleux \u00e0 s\u2019en voiler la face\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Songez s\u2019il s\u2019avisait de m\u00e9tamorphoser<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En <em>ch\u00e8vre-pieds<\/em> lascifs \u00e0 la chasse au Baiser<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De p\u00e2mes promeneurs qui, soudain, sur un signe,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>R\u00e9duiraient leur complet \u00e0 la feuille de vigne&nbsp;!..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Songez, si le dieu Mars, moderne <em>Tourlourou<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y jambait en plein air H\u00e9b\u00e9 mise en nounou,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et si des dieux b\u00e2tards, n\u00e9s de ces ind\u00e9cences,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Troublaient l\u2019\u00e9tat civil au bureau des naissances&nbsp;!&#8230;&nbsp;\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le vieux faune un instant s\u2019apaisa puis reprit&nbsp;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab&nbsp;Le Conseil est hant\u00e9 par un mauvais esprit&nbsp;;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce n\u2019est point le grand Pan qui l\u2019inspire\u2026 Oh&nbsp;! Non, certes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u2019il \u00e9coutait sa voix parmi les feuilles vertes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au lieu de d\u00e9cr\u00e9ter qu\u2019on d\u00e9boise il ferait<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vibrer dans ses discours l\u2019\u00e2me de la for\u00eat&#8230;&nbsp;\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et sur ces derniers mots, sans ou\u00efr mes r\u00e9ponses,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le vieux faune attrist\u00e9 s\u2019enfon\u00e7a dans les ronces.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>L\u00e9on Tonnelier, <em>La vie lorraine illustr\u00e9e<\/em>, juillet ao\u00fbt 1905<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><sup>Iconographie : Dadu Jones<\/sup><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"300px\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" src=\"\/\/umap.openstreetmap.fr\/fr\/map\/sur-les-pas-des-ecrivains-en-lorraine_50581?scaleControl=false&amp;miniMap=false&amp;scrollWheelZoom=true&amp;zoomControl=null&amp;allowEdit=false&amp;moreControl=false&amp;searchControl=null&amp;tilelayersControl=null&amp;embedControl=null&amp;datalayersControl=null&amp;onLoadPanel=undefined&amp;captionBar=false&amp;fullscreenControl=true#19\/48.67986\/6.17231\"><\/iframe>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lieu \u00e9voqu\u00e9 : Parc Sainte-Marie Ce qui m\u2019advint au Parc Sainte Marie \u00ab\u00a0\u00c9mu par le d\u00e9cret de nos Municipaux, Un vieux faune, \u00e9veill\u00e9 de son divin repos, M\u2019accosta sous un pin. 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